table face

Racial slur describing an asian with a particularly flat face.

Oh man, check out that FOB, she's a major tableface!

by Ryan Thavi March 9, 2005

talee nelson

an asshole who only thinks of himself and is stubborn in every way,doesnt give a shit if he hurts as long as he's happy.only thinks of himself,and is very rude and mean.but you still love him.

talee nelson: i love you
me: i love you too
talee nelson: i hate you
me: wtf..

by rooanne March 30, 2009

table shower

Getting a sexual massage for men ;)

“Bro I just got the best table shower , she definitely knew what she was doing lol”

by KushXDlol May 8, 2018

periodic table

Two dimensional Satan.

Nerd: The Periodic Table! The only woman who will ever love me!
Moderately socially accepted individual: Gimme your lunch money!

by Elise deLise September 13, 2006

table jockey

term used for a waiter/waitress

Send over a table jockey to take my order.

by mongoloid August 12, 2004

table hit

scraping up small pieces of reefer from a surface used to roll a blunt/joint and packing a bowl with it

Stoner 1-"how the fuck did you just hit the bowl? i thought you just rolled the last nugget up!"

Stoner 2- "Table hit, man."

Stoner 1- "ahh. nice."

by Lunchmeat November 28, 2006

Taleesha

Hottest girl you will ever meet! All the boys want her because she is so amazing. Often hated by haters, but loved by her friends. Most of the time has more male friends than female because she is a cool, easy going chick. who loves to party, loves to laugh, and have a good time. Very sexy, has lots of friends, and the sweetest girl on the world. Hilarious, flirty, awesome. Big assets.

"Dannng, that girl is so sexy!"

"She's a Taleesha."

"I CALL DATING HER FIRST!"

"Yeah, bro, well I'MMA SCREW HER FIRST!"

"We'll see about that!"

Hilarious,flirty,awesome,Taleesha

by Swagness1212 June 10, 2013