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shit ton

equals 23 of any object
i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton
by stewie and jorden September 30, 2009
mugGet the shit tonmug.

La Ke Fen ton

A team that chokes an 18 point lead
The La Lakers are a La Ke Fen Ton team
by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023
mugGet the La Ke Fen tonmug.

Fuck-ton

2 shit-tons, 4 assloads
Carl made a fuck-ton of mistakes on his final
by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017
mugGet the Fuck-tonmug.

A Ton

When you suddenly leave work without reason and no one notices for two hours
Employer:"Where is the new guy we hired?"
Employee: "he pulled a Ton"
by elle kae September 11, 2020
mugGet the A Tonmug.

Tons

That girl’s so hot, I wanna lick her tons so bad
by Gas_log February 13, 2021
mugGet the Tonsmug.

hella ton

A unit of measurement used to describe a lot of stuff mostly food.
Last night Calease ate a hella ton of cupcakes.
by Flávio May 29, 2016
mugGet the hella tonmug.

A Fuck Ton

This term is used when you can't give an exact number of a given thing but you have a lot of it.
Shit, that is a fuck ton of bills I gotta pay.
by Genosse Von Dumbass December 3, 2021
mugGet the A Fuck Tonmug.

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