J.R.R. Tokin'

The act of smoking marijuana whilst watching or reading lord of the rings or the hobbit, preferably in groups.

- Hey, Samwise!
I just got some dank longbottom leaf. Want to come over and watch return of the king?
-Yeah! I love J.R.R. Tokin'!

by JAMES JACKETS July 3, 2011

taking the piss

To appear serious, but actually meaning the opposite - most of the time. Usually followed up by the 'piss taker' (the one who joked) revealing he/she was only joking.

'Hey did I ever tell you you're fucking pug ugly?'

'No you didn't and that hurt'

'I'm only taking the piss. You fucking filthy mongoloid.'

by Iwo July 10, 2007

taking her shoes

When you take a girl's shoes and you don't give them back to her until she makes out with you, then following said making out you give the shoes to Puertorican kids who beat her.

Dude, I wanna hook up with Bryn, I'm thinking of taking her shoes.

by Foot Locker December 27, 2008

toeing

a foot version of fingering.

inserting a toe into vagina or anus of the partner

-Do you like fingering?
-I'm into toeing

by dildo777 January 29, 2023

taking the mickey

Derived from Cockney Rhyhming Slang - Taking the Mickey Bliss - piss

A very British way to ask if someone is taking the piss - ie making fun of you.

Trudy - I love your new trousers!

Judy - Are you taking the mickey?

by Dave Robertshaw October 15, 2008

taking from behind

Pretty much doggy style or anal. Sex where a man's behind.

Taking from behind

by Spoilers Sweetie November 4, 2013

Tokin' buddy

a friend that you hang out with exclusively to smoke weed

Joe: Dude, you want to hang out tonight?
Slick Rick: Nah, man im goin to get hella blazed with my tokin' buddy tonight.

by Chris Hund August 12, 2008