(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.
I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.
by firecracker4u March 13, 2017
A term commonly used to describe being parched while eating. Also a word that is used out of anger when someone does not know what to say.
After eating this dry food, I am a thirsty muncher.
Christian called his friends thirsty munchers out of anger while playing Fortnite.
Christian called his friends thirsty munchers out of anger while playing Fortnite.
by SCG.Chriz July 28, 2018
The steak here is so dry and our waiter, Christian, didn’t even bring us a refill on our drinks! We’re some thirsty munchers.
by ChristianJR2003 July 27, 2018
by the_lifeguard November 16, 2010
What his girlfriends cousin comments on his picture accusing his 2 female best friends for throwing themselves at him despite his girlfriend
Female friend 1: "dem veins tho"
Cousin: "do these thirsty Whore's know u have a girlfriend?"
Male: "she doesn't have to know she goes to a different school"
Cousin: "do these thirsty Whore's know u have a girlfriend?"
Male: "she doesn't have to know she goes to a different school"
by Anonymous0920 March 21, 2017
by big ass lexi big boob tyra November 25, 2015
To be incredibly thirsty beyond belief and adding the word f*** at the end of any sentence is always okay to.
by Jarrellday November 08, 2017