The act of discreetly maintaining friendly relations with both sides in a conflict, disagreement, or rivalry while avoiding taking a clear stance or choosing a side; often done to preserve neutrality, avoid backlash, or keep access to both parties.
"Everyone else was basically split after the fallout, but Sam kept showing up to both parties like nothing happened. Classic White-wiring."
by RoyalToonz July 8, 2025
Get the White-wiringmug. 
A goofy way of saying, “Weird Al Yankovic.” It appeared in an Al TV “interview” with Jessica Simpson.
by winnietheyankovic March 26, 2023
Get the Wired Al Yonkavichmug. 
a temporary lapse of faculties caused by stressful situations
people who can Short Wire include autistics (like me) and people with PTSD (my sister and step dad)
the best thing to do when someone is short wiring is to leave them alone and let them work through it
people who can Short Wire include autistics (like me) and people with PTSD (my sister and step dad)
the best thing to do when someone is short wiring is to leave them alone and let them work through it
by kingofthesharkmen May 21, 2021
Get the Short Wiremug. A Terrorist Group Founded By Coy Wire, as an attempt to drive CNN10 fans away from Carl Azuz, also responsible for founding the KKK, Nazism, and Satanism
I absolutely HATE the Coy Wire Foundation, I hope every member of it gets chained up and gets thousands of Purpies(someone putting shit underneath your nose) swiped on them
by CometStealYoLungs March 17, 2024
Get the Coy Wire Foundationmug. kid: mommy, why does this man has wires on his airpods
mother: oh its nothing dont bother with that
mother in her head: i knew we shouldnt had moved in this neighbourhood
mother: oh its nothing dont bother with that
mother in her head: i knew we shouldnt had moved in this neighbourhood
by bitch period February 15, 2019
Get the wiremug.