swag on my nan

When someone says something mean say swag on my nan

Susan: “you’re so stupid” you reply “swag on my nan Susan”

by Swagonmynan May 20, 2019

your nan sells Avon

when your nan sells avon

when your nan sells avon

by that edp445 man May 27, 2022

saucing on these nans

When you stunt so hard all the women fall in love instantaneously. No female can resist the sauce.

I’m really saucing on these nans right now!

by Cell Mate #965217 May 31, 2018

Your Nan

A response used by foolish kids who think they’re hard and smart. Also a comeback that probably originated from about 2013. It’s right up there with neek at the dead response level.

Daniel: Oi bruv, what’s the time?
Jake: Your Nan.
Daniel:Suck your mum you fucking slag.

by SuckYourMum321 September 25, 2018

Nan

An absolute banker of a bet. Otherwise known as a Nanker, thus abbreviated to Nan.

Chorley FC to get relegated at 1/1, that’s a bluddi nan.

by MahatmaNandhi January 15, 2018

ya nan gay

You run out of jokes and have the worst humour. Also she is properly not gay.

'Hey dude!'
'Yes?'
Ya nan gay!'
'You suck Bob!'

by oldfeet10000000 July 7, 2021

Ur nan a man

The definition of a black hole. Use this phrase with causion.

Kyle: Ur mom gay
Dave:No u
Kyle: Ur dad lesbian
Dave:Ur granny tranny
Kyle:Ur grandpap a trap
Dave:Ur sister a mister
Kyle: Ur nan a man
*Dave dies and joins Stephen Hawking in heaven*

by Kazi02 May 12, 2018