LIFTS situation

LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.

During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.

by BabaYaga13 June 4, 2020

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Lifted Mickey

The Canadian way of saying boner.

"Ah shoot eh, I got meself a lifted mickey over here. Sorry aboot that."

by FlapjackScraper August 4, 2016

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Lift a finger

Eat a bag of fat, floppy donkey dicks.

Hym "Nonononno. That's not what he wants. He wants me to have to lift a finger. You will all be incinerated before that happens."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

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sniff and lift

when your dog sticks their nose in between your legs while you're standing so you get lifted up a little bit. they then keep walking so your standing over their back and they can get their butt scratched.

As soon as I got home my dog Oso gave me a sniff and lift.

by Jdhidjrnjsosjend December 15, 2021

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clit lift

1. when a female gets aroused

2. the female version of an erection

yo I was fooling around with Tammy last night she had some major clit lift going on

I was at _______ last night with Beka and Shelly, this guy was dancing with me he was so hot I got clit lift with only one drink.

by Dr Fugg August 3, 2010

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