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Feels Jerk

A feels jerk is when a group of sensitive SJWs are all on a social media site (usually Tumblr, but may also include Facebook and Youtube.) and begin commenting and complaining about a meme, picture, video, person(s) or event that upsets them. In a feels jerk the SJWs will generally outnumber the normal thinking people and will give 2 paragraph long "you're being mean" posts to any person that objects. The other members will then up vote it and make some retarded 5 word comments about how awesome their fellow SJW is (ie. "You go gurl" "Top comment" "exactly" "^^^^^^^^^:)))))")

it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.
SJW "Oh my god, that poor dog was shot by that evil man!" #prayfordoggy

Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.

SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"

Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."

Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"

Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."

Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."
by Urban Dicktonary March 22, 2016
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feel bag

A person that is so full of feelings that they literally are just a bag of feelings hence feel bag.
Jesse can't stop crying. He is such a feel bag
by Socks22 July 14, 2017
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Hollow feeling

Empty, alone and sad but its numb and you feel nothing. Just an empty void for a soul.
P1: Man i feel so empty and void.

P2: Man you have hollow feeling
P1: ok.
P2: ok.
by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021
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The John Feeling

Don’t want to go to class, have the John feeling rn.
by Cleveland! January 14, 2019
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Pee Feeling

The feeling you get when you're turned on.
"Yo when Nicholas was eating me out last night I totally got the pee feeling"
by rachelthequeen September 1, 2016
mugGet the Pee Feelingmug.

Bust a Feeling

Yo, I saw this documentary on suicide...made me "Bust a Feeling" Son!
by Psyfer135 January 14, 2011
mugGet the Bust a Feelingmug.

Feeling syrup

When you sit down and your butt starts sweating and your wearing itchy sweatpants, basically when your butt is itchy as fuck
Bro Japucxred I’m feeling syrup right now , my ass is itchier than a BITCH
by Meameaperson May 27, 2021
mugGet the Feeling syrupmug.

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