Lemon Car

A really crappy car that never works, is really old, and rattles way too much.

John: Dude your new car is really bad what happened?
Mike: I didn't get the engine fixed amd now its a lemon car.

by guy24 August 20, 2012

yard cars

A car that you don't drive but you leave it in front of the house. This is a yard car. You leave it in front of the house to make it look like someone is home. Unlike an earlier definition, this car must be believable, that is no flats, no grass growing under it, or other indications that it might not be in use. Wash it. Move it, that is, push it at least ten feet every few days. To friends you don't entirely trust, refer to it as "Bubba's Volvo" and mention Bubba being on probation.

Neighbor: Hey, Jim. I dropped by the other day to borrow your weed eater, which I'll return with the hedge trimmer. That Volvo was here, but nobody answered the door.

Resident: Oh, yeah. That's Bubba's Volvo. He drops by once in a while, especially when he needs to avoid his probation officer.

Neighbor: Lemme get that trimmer for you. (exit neighbor).

Resident (muttering to himself):
Yard cars are a good thing.

by ShinySonia October 4, 2006

Car Years

The age of a vehicle expressed as human years instead of mileage or chronological age. Calculated by dividing the mileage of a vehicle by 3,000.

150,000 miles / 3,000 = 50 car years.

by bob h boberson January 5, 2009

clown car

noun: a vagina that has had numerous children birthed from it.

She has had 5 kids in 7 years. She has to be sportin' a clown car between her legs.

by halize March 31, 2006

car hole

a Garage

i parked my Zibatsu Monstrosity in the car hole!

by r3n October 28, 2002

car poor

Having an insanely high car payment that prevents you from doing anything that costs even a miniscule amount of money and prevents you from eating anything other than top ramen.

Friend: "hey man, want to go out tonight and score some ladies?"

Me: "nah, I'm car poor right now. I had to pay my $687 dollar car note." "I gotta go, I got to put some top ramen in the microwave before my power gets cut off".

by Angrylegos November 20, 2014

Monkey Cars

Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum.

Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party.

by ShiniGami666 June 9, 2008