bum bleed

The result of a hard day of defecation, or the consumption of sunflower seeds shell and all.

Will: Dude I just ate a whole bag of sunflower seeds!

Dawson: Did you eat the shells too?
Will: Of course!
Dawson: You better get ready for some heavy bum bleed.

by WanghisKhan April 16, 2018

bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.

Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!

by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012

Bleed The Wisker

To Urinate

After drinking all that water i need to "Bleed The Wisker"













































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by Kewlcat January 20, 2009

bleed those

Means like I’ll hit that or I’ll fuck it

I would bleed those over there on the dead homies

by Woody.1k November 11, 2022

Bleeding

The process to being broke as fuck.

Peelagwerh: 'Yo chale this whole week, the bleeding be more.' Ponakus: 'Make u no worry, Friday Oswald go drop killer odds.'

by RagingKenpachi December 18, 2019

Bleeding Kansas

When a girl is on her period and blood starts coming out of her vagina.

Guy: UwU

Girl: I think Bleeding Kansas is happening to me
Guy: OwO

by BautistaBombHer June 5, 2018

Bleeding Clamb

When an old person gets really mad and starts making up insults from Old Testament scrolls.

You kids, stay off the grass! Bleeding clamb’s get a job!

by Fugin nice April 7, 2024