Glinch Tennis

Two males having sex with a single dirty, trashy girl (preferably a smoker) at The Glinch.

Yo, we totally played Glinch Tennis last night! She was a total glit clit though.

by glincharoo September 22, 2010

talking head tennis

The endless back and forth political shots between Democrat and Republican commentators throughout the day on mainstream media. It is just like a tennis match. Democrats, Republicans, liberal, conservative, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, network tv, cable tv, cable news, political commentators, talking heads

I am so tired of the talking head tennis that is always on tv every day. I don't learn anything about the world, just the endless drama in DC.

by joecoolthefool July 22, 2017

Telephone Tennis

When you try to call someone but they miss your call, and they try to call you back, but you miss their call, then these steps repeat multiple times.

Phrase invented by Jack Lindsell

"It seems we are playing telephone tennis, I missed your call and you missed mine!"

by IMakePhoneCalls July 11, 2022

Tennis Tinglies

When you want to play tennis so badly you feel like you might tinkle in your pantaloons.

I have the tennis tinglies! Cheri and I are going to lose Thursday night!

by JJ-LOLWAT September 21, 2016

tennis elbow

a code word for raw dogging goats.

Man, Rich has tennis elbow, said he is going to get it checked out.

by Chris Watts November 16, 2021

Tenny

A cute ass dog that is so nice and loving to her owners and people she’s known her whole life, but wants to kill strangers. Her nickname is tennifer for sure. She loves to play and is a dog that needs attention 24/7 or she will get mad. She’ll sleep next to you like a human. She will also steal your SPOT WHEREVER YOU SIT. If you move you will come back to her ass sitting in your chair. Everyone calls her retarded cause her eyes are further apart than a normal dog but the only person who truly loves her most is her momma.

My friend’s dog, Tenny, is psycho.

by Stupid.h0e May 16, 2020

Paddle Tennis

A sport that is utilized for the unathletic, elderly and or just weird people. They will tell you all about how great it is even though we all know it sucks. Just quit while you’re ahead and pick up a real racquet.

Hey bro are you coming to my paddle tennis tournament? There’s gonna be a ton of old sweaty grandmas ready for you.

by Ball boy August 21, 2021