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tennis interruptus

The letdown felt by an avid tennis fan after spending two weeks watching one of the big, televised tennis Grand Slam tournaments, such as Wimbledon, the French Open, the U.S. Open, or the Australian, after the last match (usually the men's singles finals) is done as there are no more to look forward to and schedule around for a while.
Many of us who watched the 2011 U.S. Open men's singles tennis final match between Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal knew it was not only an incredible match marking the end of the two-week build-up and anticipation of the next match (aka battle of the Titans) to come--it was also the beginning of the "tennis interruptus" letdown until the next Grand Slam Championship.
by Soleil99 September 13, 2011
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tennis

A game played on a big grass field. There are two teams who each have 11 players on the field at a time. The objective is to kick the ball into the oponent's goal.
Guy 1: Hey man wanna play some tennis after class?
Guy 2: no
by Fuckbaby October 18, 2021
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tennis bros

Don’t even start shit with these three because they will find you and beat the shit outta you. Littest group out there. Facts
Tennis bros- group of 3 girls that r too damn funny for ur existence
by urban dictionary bitch July 9, 2018
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Czechoslovakian tennis

When two guys slap their dicks together aggressively until one of them ejaculates and they get a point and this is continued until on reaches 15 points
Me and my homie played Czechoslovakian tennis last night and I totally dominated
by Ieatcumnigga April 6, 2019
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tennis shoe express

Walking. Especially when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.
Car's bork, friends on FB-silence, Uber hatin' . Guess I'm taking the tennis shoe express.
by dp0303 October 7, 2017
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Glinch Tennis

Two males having sex with a single dirty, trashy girl (preferably a smoker) at The Glinch.
Yo, we totally played Glinch Tennis last night! She was a total glit clit though.
by glincharoo September 22, 2010
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tennis job

Cutting an X with a knife into a tennis ball then masterbait inside it.
First you start off as a beginner Tennis jobber. Then an intermediate Tennis jobber, but onto last and infamous " The Master Baller!" Horray Horray!!!
by LazyLarry27 April 30, 2021
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