by CyBeRkLePtO April 28, 2003

(Noun) A person who constantly shows as “typing”, illustrated by three floating bubble dots, in iMessage but never actually sends anything to you.
This girl is such a bubble tease. I’ve been waiting for her to type for like 4 hours. She better send me a nude for waiting this long.
by Figa Hunter January 22, 2019

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to turn on a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.
by teapot1 May 12, 2016

A Swift tease is when you tease an old java developer that all their server code could be written in swift in half the time
SCRUM Master: Did you Swift tease old Ben about his java code today?
iOS developer: No I'll get right on that boss
iOS developer: No I'll get right on that boss
by draw87 January 4, 2017

When your computer makes that CD skipping sound and you're sure it's gonna bluescreen, but it doesn't.
by themagnificentstarfish May 18, 2018

When you hand your "chips a whore" a chip dipped in your cheese and tease her with it because you're the chip pimp
Chips A Whore: Cheese me!
Chip Pimp: You got it!
Chips A Whore: Give It!
Chip Pimp: You have to work for it... It's a cheese tease!
Chip Pimp: You got it!
Chips A Whore: Give It!
Chip Pimp: You have to work for it... It's a cheese tease!
by Cheese Teaser August 26, 2016

A long, lost acquaintance who initiates a conversation through a social utility and then doesn't follow through.
Her: My BFF from public school messaged me on Facebook. I wrote back but she never replied.
Him: What a talk tease!
Him: What a talk tease!
by Happy Safe Bear January 13, 2009
