Main Character Syndrome

When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.

"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."

by penisshakes April 27, 2021

Gear Aquisition Syndrome

Also known as G.A.S.

This condition afflicts musicians and singers of all kinds, but seems to be especially virulent in electric guitar players. It is typified by an uncontrollable urge to buy, beg, borrow or steal the latest piece of musical equipment seen in a store, in a magazine, on TV or on another musician.
Poverty is the only known prevention (and only known cure) for the disease.

G.A.S. is the most likely explanation for any musician who possesses more than the required number of his/her chosen instrument (ie more than 1), but is more usually seen in the miriad unnecessary musical accessories hidden around the victim's room - such as amplifiers, electronic tuners, fold-back speakers, amp stands, gigantic speaker and PA stacks, guitar polish, guitar polishing cloths, several grades of strings, multiple gig bags full of things which buzz, click or glow in the dark, and, and, and....

by Cath Perry March 16, 2005

Syndrominous

A syndrominous is rare species of retard who has earned the title of a syndrominous by doing or saying something completely retarded. Once someone is classed as one there is usually no redeeming themselves.

"Cucumbers are not red you syndrominous"

by Sea Slump May 31, 2018

Syndrome A.Y.

A disease that is spread in primarily the freshman class of a public school. The symptoms of this disease includes:
1. Taking out your dick in class
2. Getting suspended for a short amount of time
3. Becoming the school laughing stock

Billy: " Did you hear that the new kid caught Syndrome A.Y.?"

Richard: "Yeah man, he took his Richard out in class if you know what I mean"

by Billy 'n Richard May 14, 2018

Deployment Syndrome

When having a day or a moment when the loneliness of the deployment is overwhelming that you don't want to get out of bed. Or sitting a stop light and you start crying and can't stop because you see the couple in front of you give each other a sweet kiss and wish you could have your loved one beside you. Its an easy way of letting others that you are just DS'ing (deployment syndrome) without having to go into a long story.

Jamie: Is everything ok you are extremely quite tonight?
Lisa: I have been DS'ing (deployment syndrome) today, i'm ok.
Jamie: Aww got ya!

by combatwife November 6, 2010

wigger syndrome

when a upper class white boy acts as though they are of another race (in this case black) and starts throwing around money and wearing doo-rags on their heads when usually they make straight A's in school and live in a rich neighborhood

Wigger 1: Yo yo brah, back your buttcrack up!
Wigger 2: Yeah homie take it!
Group of Kids on Corner of street: Hahahahaha he said buttcrack instead of asscrack, he must have the wigger syndrome!!!

by PaulB3 May 15, 2011

Jockboy syndrome

1.A male professional athlete that thinks he's hot shit when in reality he's a pussy. Some other characteristics include the constant need to have woman stroke his ego, insecurity, jealousy, and a low IQ.

2. A male or group of male athletes who hide their insecurity by boosting their egos and hanging with the guys while maintaining ultimate douche bag status.

3.Frequently, Springfield Falcon boys.

Hey did you talk to big d today, he's really gotta see someone about that jockboy syndrome.

by Isabellabadbitch June 15, 2016