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Swallowell

Nickname for the town Hallowell in the state of Maine, noted for being the home to many homo-sexuals
Don't you mean Swallowell?
by IronLobster September 2, 2010
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swallowing the stones

to eat a man's testicles, by sucking them dry.
Yo my girlfriend is so good at swallowing the stones.
by lucajamesalexjoeryan January 12, 2008
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swallologist

a trained person (perferably a woman) that is an expert in the art of gargling, swallowing and not spiting. usually has at least 5 years invested the the art of swallowing
Ah, man did you holla at tracy last night....Yeah man that bitch is a swallologist.
by BACKYARD PIMP August 29, 2007
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Swallowed a Weber

A Weber is a barbeque grill and has a rounded lid. Anyone who is fat with a big, rounded stomach is said to have "swallowed a Weber" because the round stomach resembles the lid of a Weber.
Look at Al, it looks like he's swallowed a Weber!
by Sean D Lloyd April 14, 2008
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Shallow

Shallow people only care about what you look like. They could give a shit less about you on an emotional level.
::Andy is the new guy in town::

Jake: "I really don't know who Andy is.. He seems cool, but who cares about that. I could care less if he's going through a hard time or not.. He's a good looking cat though and I'm just worried about having a decent looking wingman."

Tony: "Yea, I have no idea if he's doing good right now or not.. Hopefully his image will attract hott chics. Don't you just love being shallow?"

Jake: "Yea, for sure. I also like being a prick to everyone, including my girlfriend"
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shallow

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and arrogant.
Macgregor is a shallow soccer mom.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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shallow

Morons who only like people because they're hot. They don't bother to actually get to know them.
Guy #1: Hal, lemme ask you something. Are you so shallow that you'd rather date a girl missing one breast than half a brain?
Guy #2: Ooh...toughie. Well, how's the remaining breast? Is it big?
by Elizabeth Bennett April 19, 2006
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