surfer

an idiot that stands on a piece of wood whens hes not busy getting rejected from university, misspelling sentences and sucking dick.

surfer: "UHHHH DUHHH ME STUPID!!"
normal person: "Yep"

by surferguy4444 May 15, 2009

back seat surfer

A/the person standing behind you, trying to encourage you to click on a Youtube link that they want to see.

"Nooooo! Save Two Girls and A Cup for your own time, you back seat surfer!"

"Aww. I don't want to be Rick Rolled again. Quit being a back seat surfer."

by The Mar June 20, 2008

surfer

an extremely talented person who has the ability to balance on a piece of fiberglass about 6 feet long and 18 inches wide on a wave. the sport is dominated by males who are too aggressive and need to learn the etiquette of being out on the water, i.e. my cousin john. after that stupid movie blue crush came out, beaches were flooded with stupid girls trying to surf like the girls in the movie. these people yelled things like " surfs up!" and "radical dude!" these things are very degrading to those of us who surf and talk nothing like that. female surfers (like me) are extremely special, they have skill and aptience to sit out in the water for hours with a bunch of animals ( guys) and risk flashing an entire beach while surfing in bikinis.

i surf man, those stupid sluts dont know what the fuck they are doing out here!

by surfchick April 5, 2003

survery

A large multi-headed straw used for the act of group felching.

Hey man, have you got the survery? We are all ready to felch!!!!!

Yes Man! Go Team Go!

by nanaa number 5 June 25, 2012

mall sarger

men or boys who go to the mall to look for hot single girls and try to strike up a conversation and get numbers

"Hey ladies.Could you help me and my friend here, we have a problem"

"Get outta here you creep. We know you're just a mall sarger, and we're not interested. GOT IT?"

by 1234_go 'n get 'em October 8, 2009

amateur surgery

A noticeably bad shaving job.

Joe: "Wow, cut yourself shaving this morning?"
Tom: "Yeah, I've started performing amateur surgery on myself."

by Super Chicken 46 January 20, 2008

Surgeons Mask

Placing a worn pair of Womens panties elastic band around the ears and the bridge/crotch area directly over the mouth and nose to emulate that of a surgeons mask. Deep nasal breathing accentuates the experience!

I stole a pair of my friends Sisters panties, and have been rocking the Surgeons Mask for days on end!!

by AD218 September 25, 2008