Turd-surfer

Someone who steps in dog shit when barefoot.

A.oh I was barefoot and steped in shit the other day

B Turd-surfer

by jibby gibson July 25, 2010

Bus Surfing

The act of attempting to ride a bus by standing in the aisle like a surfer. The goal is to stand for as long as possible without touching anything (seats, poles, people) for support.

Often a competition between two people to see who can stand the longest.

''On the way home last night I was bus surfing for a full 3 minutes!''

by magic_8ball January 11, 2008

surfin' a gerkin

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.

Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!

by Catherine M. February 6, 2006

surfuckingprise

A sarcastic reference to a surprise that is not really such a surprise.

Well surfuckingprise, she’s late again!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Log Surfing

Surfing the web while taking a poop.

"Dude you took forever!"

"Sorry bud, I was log surfing"

"That explains it. Lets go bowling."

by mrcbeezy May 11, 2010

Grundle Surfing

When you're having sex with a girl and you pop out, but try to get back in without using your hands, resulting in sliding on her grundle continuously, or surfing.

Man, I was fucking her and slipped out, but I was too lazy to use my hands so I was just grundle surfing for a bit until I got it back in.

by JiffyPop69 October 8, 2010

surface indie

Refers to indie bands or artists that are only obscure in that they have no Top 40 plays or chart hits, but are otherwise at least moderately well-known among music fans. The name comes from the fact that these bands are among the first that people discover when they are getting into indie music, as they are just scratching the surface. Surface indie bands often penetrate the mainstream consciousness from time to time, usually by appearing on TV show or movie soundtracks, or by signing to a major label. Examples include Sufjan Stevens, Belle and Sebastian, and The Decemberists. Smug hipsters will often deride surface indie bands by saying the quality of the music suffers as a result of their increasing popularity (and are especially prone to claiming those bands have sold out), but this is just pointless douchebaggery.

Don't listen to that hipster douchebag who says it gets so much better than Of Montreal. If you enjoy surface indie, then listen to it.

by roundthewheel October 24, 2007