Spring

spring is a very cool man who loves SCPs <3 love him

Bro Spring is online today, he's probably talking about SCPs rn.

by Spring78 December 8, 2021

Spring-Ford Cops

The types of school police that are too afraid to stop the kids who have cocaine in the bathroom, so instead guard the cafeteria against food thieves.

Student 1: Help I'm being attacked! Where are all the Spring-Ford Cops?!
Student 2: They are all in the cafeteria, don't you remember that kid stole a pop-tart?

by themanwhogoesbyS March 17, 2022

Sprig Planter

a sweet little 10-11 year old pink frog boy from wart wood (TV show Amphibia) he makes friends/saves Anne Boonchuy from a big bug, and they become besties and do everything together <3

he is also great and obsessed with sling shots :/

me: do you know sprig planter from Amphibia?

person: yeah! he's the sweet little frog boy :)

by Nat 20 BABYYYYYYYY <3 January 5, 2023

The Spring Board

When a Man (through much effort) inserts his flaccid penis, folded in half, inside a womans ass. Then allows it to get "Hard" while slowly unfolding into a Springing Action.

"Hey baby, your gonna feel a slight pressure."

"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"

"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."

by backfromiraq January 11, 2012

Michael Spriggs

A man of upmost awesome, his nickname is batman and is just as cool. there is no one in the world is that cool. trust me bro. a lad of all lads. also a most excellent bro!

Girl: OMG! whos that? hes so cute
other girl: thats michael spriggs, hes so cute

by lycanman November 9, 2012

Clear Spring

A town located in Western Maryland with a high school known for having an abnormally high number of college dropouts.

Joe is from Clear Spring and dropped out of college in the first week of classes four times

by Cshseyeroll August 26, 2018

Lenny Spriggatorous Rex

Lenny Spriggatorous Rex as a child found little love despite suffering for severe autism. Lenny generally being a fucking doughnut who leaves his phone in fridge and freezers, loves a good cupboard and long walks on the beach. Lenny's commonly used statment is 'Didn't you know that' in order to make up for his lack of masculinity.

Look it's Lenny Spriggatorous Rex, he's been looking in empty cupboards for three hours now.

by NimbleSlice December 16, 2018