The Macedonian Bathing Suit 

Noun
Unlike the conventional 1 piece or 2 piece bathing suits, the Macedonian Bathing Suit is the opposite of the European "mono kini", where the female wearer only wears a bikini bottom. The Macedonian Bathing Suit is a female bathing suit, where only the upper half of the body is covered, exposing the reproductive organs of the Macedonian wearer.

"Wow, look at that hottie over there in the Macedonian Bathing Suit, I can't believe she isn't wearing a bottom."

"I got a really bad burn on my "hoo hah" this weekend while wearing my Macedonian Bathing Suit to the beach."

The Macedonian Bathing Suit by Heyhey1 August 17, 2009

zoot suit 

A suit that the rich pimps wear, Usaully with a top hat to indicate their experience in the field.

That nigga rolled up behind me in his zoot suit and jumped my ass for messing with his ho.

zoot suit by T-dogg1987 November 22, 2006

Pink Skin Jump Suit 

While having sex, tell the woman you wish to 69. While getting into position, bust open her vagina with two fists, like forcing open a door open with a crowbar. Next, climb inside feet first pulling the lips up to your neck. Go to hollywood and apply to be a stunt man, because you have a cool new jumpsuit!

"Honey, open the door, where all dying to see your new clothes"
"One moment!"
*door opens*
"Like my new pink skin jump suit? I used Sally from next door! You ok down there Sally?"
"I feel refreshed"
"HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD!"

Pink Skin Jump Suit by Jafuck June 10, 2009

Astronaut Suit 

This is not correlating to the actual scientific term in any way, shape, or form. This is strictly slang I originated for other purposes.

My term Astronaut Suit refers to anything clothing item you possess that can make you feel "flyer" than anybody.

And being a known fact, the Astronaut flies higher than any human on Earth. Higher than a Commercial Jet Pilot. Higher than an Air Force Member piloting an F18. So high, that they reach the upper Thermosphere and eventually Space.

A White Tuxedo is a great example of an Astronaut Suit.

A true Astronaut Suit is a very rare sighting because it strictly enforces the simultaneous possession of a White Tuxedo, White Dress Shoes, White Gloves, White AGV Helmet with Gold Visor, and is completed by the individuals riding of an all White MV Agusta F4 Tamburini 1000. Which will be custom painted because this Italian - crafted Superbike is only available to the public in Black, Grey, and Red.

Combine these elements and you have yourself a fully licensed Astronaut Suit.

On another helpful note - Astronaut Suits are most properly found cruising the lower layers of our Atmosphere. Most commonly the Troposphere. In this layer you can see the sights and use the Sun's direct rays you illuminate your silhouette, guaran-fucking-teeing your presence to be acknowledged.

When patroling the lower Atmosphere in your licensed suit, be sure to stop by the Himalayan Mountain chain to pass over Mt. Everest and cause the highest level of Albedo ever recorded on Earth. It will be easily recorded because everything within a 6,000 mile radius will go temporarily blind from your epicness. Class dismissed

"Flyly" Dressed Human - "That a fucking fighter jet or am I really seeing this fool ride a crotch rocket across the sky?"

Truth be known, the fighter jet this "flyly" dressed man is describing is actually not a fighter jet. It is a Human Being like you or me. He/She is properly exercising his/her Astronaut Suit.

Astronaut Suit by 3rd Ranger Battalion March 4, 2009

Canadian Business Suit 

An incredibly stylish and completely appropriate form of attire adopted by our wonderful friends to the North. Consisting of denim jeans, a long sleeve denim button-down shirt, and of course a denim jacket. This outfit is typically accentuated by a cowboy hat and bolo tie. This fashion is far too advanced for Americans.

"Hey look at that guy over there wearing the Canadian business suit. He must be a professional hockey player."

Canadian Business Suit by IKCORT May 13, 2009

empty suit 

Barrack Obama.

At least McCain isn't an empty suit.

empty suit by Chaz Michael Michael October 18, 2008

body suit man 

A man who wears a skin-colored suit when he intends to go streaking, but is too *ashamed* of his small penis.

Body Suit Man went streaking... wearing a body suit.

body suit man by Sluseoner April 10, 2008