stone grinder

Ski and snowboard tuning machines are most often referred to by the ski tech as a stone grinder.

Not everyone working in a ski or snowboard shop turning screws can operate a stone grinder.

In the wrong hands, a stone grinder can remove fingers, hands and, (if the ski tech has really long hair) the dude's entire head.

I knew this kid who was turning screws in a snowboard shop and destroyed a new snowboard when the customer handed him a green pass and he let go of the board.

The ski shop owner caught his ski tech pouring dirty bong water into the holding tank of his $85,000 stone grinder.

by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010

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Stone Temple Pilots

Ancient Aztec priests who use magic to fly humungous stone pyramids around the earth, often conduct bombing runs on Holland and remote parts of California.

The stone temple pilots are coming! Air raid, lights out, total bwack out!

by Coffin Henry June 25, 2006

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stoned

when one's smoked enouug marijuana so that he/she doesn't care what others are talking about. user is his own world where everything others talk seems funny.

"I was so fuckin stoned that i din't care what shit others were talkin"..

by abackle November 15, 2006

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Rolling Stone

A political magazine disguised as a music magazine.

Every time I look at a Rolling Stone, I swear there are more political articles than music articles. I don't read a MUSIC magazine for the fucking politics. I read it for the MUSIC.

by LoganR93 September 11, 2011

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Rolling Stone

A magazine that was once about music and (politically correct left-wing) politics, but is now little more than a periodical of adult fan fiction for music journalists who have a crush on reactionary crybaby and sometimes rapper Kanye West.

When they're not depicting him as Jesus, they're calling him a genius who is operating on a completely different level to us Philistines who don't happen to believe that the US Government created the AIDS virus.

I just picked up the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine, but all it is was a bunch of nude drawings of Kanye West. It did come with a free magnifying glass, though.

by Peter_File_1969 December 15, 2011

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Stoned

The effect you get after smoking marijuana. When you are stoned , or high as some people call it, you might feel really relaxed, laugh more than you usually do, have a greater appreciation of music, have a better sense of your senses(taste, smell, sight, ECT...), but the effects are different for everyone. Sometimes when you're stoned your eyes will get bloodshot, but this usually only common with inexperienced users. Some people say that if you smoke more marijuana you get higher, but others say they just stay the same level of high no matter how much they smoke, this is an example of it effecting everyone different. When you're stoned you usually get the munchies.This is one of the reasons marijuana is legally given to people.Since you're usually more relaxed stoned you might get extremely sleepy, but usually there is a sudden awakeness after smoking. This is another reason is it is given to people with insomnia or other sleeping disorders. You usually get paranoid while stoned, but some people don't though.

I want to get stoned.

by Justin P. B. May 6, 2006

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