Scrumpt

Insane Or Crazy

You're fucking scrumpt you maniac or You're a scrumpt of a bitch

by The Lesbian Doctor June 29, 2023

off one's trump

Unhinged; temperamentally unsuited for one's position.

The White House staff is off one's trump; they cannot give a consistent explanation for the incriminating Russian collusion stories.

by smjgJsbjgsm August 8, 2018

Yum Yum Yum Scrum Scrum Scrumptious

A word to use when something is too convenient or good.

I slept very yum yum yum scrum scrum scrumptious last night

by KoufaxIsNotASIMP.com April 30, 2020

scrumping

The act of sucking and humping with in the same setting. A slang word that is less offensive then fucking.

Me and my hoe were scrumping so hard that we popped the water bed.

by PUZ January 25, 2004

scrumping

most like dry sex. mix b/w humping and sex. just with your clothes on. best achieved when the male is in a foldable chair. hehe.

positioning-
guy sits in chair, girl strattles guy. girl rubs her _____ aginst the guy's penis.the guy also does work in this process. while the girl is humping the guy is doing just the same. until their movements are in tune. and both get overly stimulated, hehe

anna-"me and jordan were scrumping the other nite and it was amazing!!"

audrey-"noway??!!! not fair!!...what am i saying? me and ben were doing that last nite too!!!!"

by audrey March 27, 2004

Scrumping

the act of two people dry humping on the floor which may or may not lead to sexual intercourse. Beware the person on top may obtain severe carpet burns from performing this act.

Holy hell!!!! Look at that girl's legs! Her man and her musta been scrumping bad last night.

by N- jiggity dog August 23, 2011

scrumping

getting it on!

i adore a good scrump in the morning...

by irrelevant September 13, 2003