Stroikwe

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r/ihadastroke

Jerry: Hey, did you bring the fireworks?
Bob: ysd ix brrig tshem
Jerry: I'm sorry WTF?
Bob: Is jave asg stroikwe
Jerry: are you having a stroke?
Bob: yed
Yew*
Yer**
YES***
Jerry: Oh my god... 😐 🌴
Bob: how did you do that we're talking in person?

by PotatoAteMyBum October 21, 2019

stroodle

misspelling of toaster stroodle, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Jim: What are you eating? John: I'm eating a toaster stroodle

Example 2: Deboriah: *sneezes at a Stroodlism Mass* Jenny: Stroodle!

Example 3: Maddison: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Wally: a stroodle

by Mother's Disciple September 12, 2020

Stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel. also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Jim: What are you eating? John: I'm eating a toaster stroodle
Example 2: Deboriah: *sneezes at a Stroodlism Mass* Jenny: Stroodle!
Example 3: Maddison: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Wally: a stroodle

by mother's stroodles September 12, 2020

stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Jim: What are you eating? John: I'm eating a toaster stroodle

Example 2: Deboriah: *sneezes at a Stroodlism Mass* Jenny: Stroodle!

Example 3: Maddison: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Wally: a stroodle

by mother loves stroodles September 12, 2020

strood

City in Kent full of chavs, druggies and way to many karens. You gotta be careful because a Karen catches you and its all over facebook (they love a good fb group--medway miserables)

Theres the clear divide in Strood, one street it will the normal civilians but turn a corner and its druggies paradise.
You can never distinguish the grafters in Strood, they seem to blend in.

Where you from mate?
Them: strood
Ah better watch out, w the shit your doin, the karens will be after ya

by Charver 2.0 October 30, 2020

Stridering

Drinking alone in the darkest corner of the bar, like Aragorn at The Prancing Pony.

Look at that antisocial motherfucker just stridering over there.

by MalakaiUndying November 28, 2020

Stoid

A term used to describe a wild Kenny.

Damn, Stoid really shit on the place last night didn't he?

by stoidapotomous December 1, 2020