Stanley Steamer

Poop on the rug, crap in the lap.

She was tired of the usual Cleveland Steamers so she had me give her a Stanley Steamer.

by Hot C@rl November 9, 2006

Stanley Cup

When a guy catches his own fart in his hand, and then gifts it to the face of his unsuspecting girlfriend or wife. Contrast with Buttercup, which is when the lucky guy gets the same treatment from his girl; she catches one of her own and gifts it to his face (a rarely performed but incredibly beautiful courting ritual).

Paul tenderly gave Sheila a Stanley Cup for their anniversary, catching his excrescence in his hand and covering her sleeping face until her eyes slowly opened wide in realization of his wonderfully thoughtful gift.

by WhizzerWhite April 12, 2009

stanley bettencourt

An extremely short, extremely Portuguese, alcoholic. He spends most of his time masturbating his German Shepard and fucking goats.

Hey someone stop Stanley Bettencourt. He is headed to the goat barn with his hip boots on.

by Barack Obama May 22, 2014

stanley steamer

when you see an older woman with a real tight body, meaning she is real old as is the stanley steamer

Wow check out that Stanley Steamer walking over there

by Joe Broney January 11, 2009

stanley kubrick

The most overrated film maker ever, ever.

French cinephile: I love Stanley Kubrick's films, all of them!
Human being: Your self inflated ego is the only thing in the world that can match his film, little to brag about.

by Riez November 3, 2007

Wet Stanley

A surpurfluous situation in which a gallon of water and three rings of duct tape are used to defile someone in such a manner that words cannot even describe the horror of the event.

Man1: Wet Stanley!

Man2: Wet Stanley!

Man1: Wet Stanley!

Man1&2: WET STANLEY!!!!

Victim: oh shit

by Wet Stan September 14, 2010

stanley tech

a school were bare batti man attend

i aint go stanley i might get raped

by dont worry July 13, 2003