cupcake stage

Cupcakestage when a couple love each for the first few weeks then brake up and hate each other on the next week

Goes to I love you to I can't stand you

Cupcake stage

by Ghost killer November 22, 2015

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The Gruff Stage

The Gruff stage is a stage in ones life and or career where the get the fucking shit roasted out of them and our constantly messed with. It is a very hard time for everybody.

"Dude why the hell did that guys family get raped?" "Oh he's in the gruff stage."

"Holy shit that guy just got butt fucked , why would that happen?'' "Oh he's in the gruff stage." "Oh that makes sense".

by gshud January 15, 2016

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Stages of Texting

The formality of your messages, mainly texting for how a person may judge your internet/online status. The different stages include usage of capital letters, punctuation, and emojis.

Stages of Texting
Stage 1 (informal): OMG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY *insert crying laughing emoji here*
Stage 2 (casual): Yeah the party's on Thursday
Stage 3 (normal): I'm pretty sure she's upset about her boyfriend dumping her.
Stage 4 (ass eater): Laughing out loud, that was quite the funny joke x capital d laughing my ass off.

by Chinis Chink December 3, 2016

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Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018

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