spooning

a game played by teenagers, played with plastic spoons. someone pokes another person with a spoon and yells "i spooned you!"
can also be palyed with forks, but then is "forking".

kid- *pokes with spoon*
other kid- *cries* stop spooning me!

by emilyinsanity April 15, 2008

spooninig

henrys word for grabing tits

"My whole life led up to the moment when we spooned"
-henry

by Keegan March 16, 2004

spoopiness

To be spoopy

The storyhad spoopiness

by beep boop, ive given up looser October 31, 2017

spooin

spewing and pooing at the same time

hung over as fuck and needing to spew and take a bog at the same time = spooin

by cabb1 May 6, 2011

Swooping

Swiping (Tinder, etc.) while pooping

I spend way more time on the toilet when I’m swooping

by JRiker January 3, 2018

Sloopin

The act of resting(until unconscious) whilst also sitting on a toilet defecating. This is only recommend to be done in one's own home because the risk of sliding off and shitting on the floor for 15 minutes while asleep doesn't butter anyone's cresuant.

Yo fam, have you tried sloopin? I totally did it before you got here, I feel great!

by Youknowwhattheysaytho October 24, 2018

Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011