Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic

1. The signature sketch of prop comic Gallagher, in which he smashes miscellaneous items with a large mallet not an actual sledgehammer. Apparently, a sledgehammer is too heterosexual. 2. A potent strain of methamphetamine, named after the above prop comic. Originating from around Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Taken orally, intravenously, anally, vaginally, nasally and smoked. The original lab was raided at the dawn of 2010, but is back in operation.

1. douche bag: I brought the clear plastic tarp for Gallagher's show. Hope he brings the Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic. Hee hee hee.

2. hazletard: I need a quarter hit of some Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic, bad. So I can suck truck driver cock for enough cash for a full hit, no homo.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

sped

Special-ed, someone who asks retarded questions, someone who doesn't shut the fuck up.

98% of the people in Mr. Paul's Period 7 are speds.

by Ey Peterson July 22, 2008

sped call

n. A part groaning, part yelling, part gasping shriekish grunt; etymologically dates back to the middle 1990s in Omaha, NE, with no known meaning; erupted soon thereafter; extremely hard to learn without a natural aptitude, but able to be mastered by anyone with patience and tolerant neighbors. Variations include 'Raptor Man', 'Circle Man', and 'Full-Fledged'.

"Hey dude, make that noise."
"What, the sped call?"
"Yeah, that shit, man, it's hilarious."
"Well, I'll try..."

by Dylan September 14, 2003

spedcore

Being extremely stupid. Suffering from spedness of the core.

ur rly spedcore cuz ur not2 smaht

by Schmankaloopty April 13, 2007

sped boat

A boat full of sped water mostly in river rafting over memorial day weekend when the boat is filled with leftover food and garbage floating around in the water inside the raft

Hey look at these fools they have so mutch water in that boat!
yea its a sped boat

by sk8pirate March 27, 2010

SPED

In North America, special education is commonly abbreviated as special ed, SpecEd, SPED, or SpEd in a professional context.
Also used in a derogatory way by ignorant people who think its a bad word, but its really not.

The SPED department busses are running late today.

by stanstan123 March 11, 2011

Sped Head

That one kid who thinks that pouring milk before the cereal is okay and prefers eating cereal with water. Enjoys fapping to dragon hentai.

Damn that kid has no friends. He is such a Sped Head.

by bruhmomentum-_- December 11, 2019