japanese spitz

A walking cloud. A dog that looks like white candy floss on legs.
Barks at everything but would welcome an intruder into your home.

Look at that dog he is so fluffy, I bet hes hard yo keep clean. What breed is he? A japanese Spitz.

by Kdp17 September 30, 2019

getting seitzed

When your supervisor is 30 minutes late wrapping up their previous meeting... meaning you have been waiting for them to join yours for 30 minutes.

Hopefully we can get this meeting completed on time. Not looking great, we're getting seitzed and haven't even started yet.

by mtheoryx February 6, 2020

Chonky spritzer

A person that sprays Lysol and uses Clorox wipes on EVERYTHING because of the corona virus.

Mike keeps spraying everything with Lysol he’s such a chonky spritzer

by Tony braveoly April 6, 2020

Travis Spitz

A cool person.

ayo this person's a real Travis Spitz.

by Not Devin aoubgfoaseubng July 12, 2020

Fick Snitzel

A Fick Snitzel is a girl that you only smash. They tend to be mediocre girls as you only want a fick Snitzel to smash than leave, so to fulfill your sexual needs. A Snitzel is just a piece of meat that you shag than throw in the bin.

Lukas: Bro I really need someone to ride my Snitzel, but these girls ain’t that good.

Mats: Just grab yourself a Fick Snitzel.

by Maartjepardje March 19, 2021

Shitter Spitter

American for bidet.

Hey Cletus? Why are you trying to be all fancy with that shitter spitter?

by AZDirtySanchez May 18, 2021

Playing Switzerland

Staying neutral on a topic

Lottie’s her best friend, I don’t know why she’s playing Switzerland about the breakup.

by lottielot February 7, 2022