barking spider

What farts are blamed on when there is no dog available.

Who farted?
Dunno, but I think it's those barking spiders!

by Fartsnad June 23, 2004

camel spider

The camel spider...spawned by satan himself....god created every animal except this...designed to scare the crap outta you....something that runs up to 60k's screams and can jump several feet in the air has gotta be something intended to scare you....Wen the UN went lookin for weapons in IRAQ hahah! they found em....if you want to go there on a camping holiday, its not the terrorist you need to worry about,its those damn creatures.

satan + insect + fear itself = camel spider

by Not saying hahaha September 18, 2008

Spider Costume

An outfit donned by either losers, freaks, or Peter Parker. One can tell if the costume is worn by a loser or a freak, as they will have attached false legs to it to simulate the eight legs of an arachnid. On the other hand, when the costume is worn by Peter Parker, he then becomes Spider-Man. It will be very obvious when this happens because of the undoubted element of badass appeal, and the fact that the wearer will most likely be fighting crime and/or swinging from building.

John: I'm wearing a Spider Costume! Look at my eight legs!
Passerby: You are a loser/freak.

Peter Parker: Oh no! A bank heist! I must put on my Spider Costume and stop it!
Passerby: You are undoubtedly badass.

by Utmost Costume Authority August 13, 2008

Spider Web App

The iPhone app that makes your phone appear, in all senses, to have a giant network of cracks and dents all over the screen. Usually occurs after multiple drops or one unfortunate fall down the stairs.

"Dude, what the hell happened to your iPhone?"
"I got the spider web app, man. Tight as hell, right?"

by Lethal Jackson March 3, 2010

squashed spider

When a woman has un unkept crotch, and the hair sticks out the side of bikini or panties, resembling a large spider that has been stepped on.

"That girl is hot, but you can tell from that squashed spider she's got, that she hasn't shaved in months."

by eebe skylark August 8, 2012

Clock Spider

It's a HUGE spider when someone says clock spider! RUN FOR YOUR FUDGING LIFE.

Its-its-its a clock spider! *RUNS FOR LIFE*

by @instagramaddicted December 9, 2016

a spider-man

When a male ejaculate's into his hand and then throws it in the face of another, but then you have to stand proudly in a superhero pose or it is not a proper Spider-Man

Last night I preformed a Spider-Man on my partner and then proceeded to make a sandwich

by Killa-on-a-spree April 16, 2019