Spankin' Gravy

When one ejaculates on the rear end of their partner and then proceeds to spank their rear end forgetting that they had ejaculated on it. In turn, spankin' gravy.

I can't believe I spanked my gravy last night!
We should spank some gravy tonight!
I'll definitely be spankin' gravy tonight.
Have you ever spanked gravy?
When are you going to let me spank my gravy?
I accidentally just spanked my gravy!
I can't believe mom didn't hear us spankin gravy last night!

by Stickypalm September 30, 2019

spankerwanking

this is when a girl spanks your balls while you wank, if she uses spanker cream your cock and balls will be replaced by a vagina.

"Hey Aidan, it's time for your spankerwanking!"
"Please no.."
"We made a bet."
"Let me just get the Spanker Cream"
*Slaps the balls again and again*
"What the fuck is happening to my penis and balls!?"
"I love the look on your face!"
*Aidan see that he now has a vagina*
"Wait, I am growing D-Cups!"
"Enjoy the boobs too!"
"Noooo!"

by evencowshateme July 15, 2021

spankplay

Spankinn-playopoly

Fake weed
Absolute low pressure

“Bro can’t believe I spent $100 for spankplay. This isn’t even real fuckin weed.”

by lord of trap May 2, 2022

Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.

Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.

by GxRice April 10, 2023

proper-spank

1. The act of striking a golf ball with great authority and power, typically executed with a driver or fairway metal.

2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.

Yes, I know I missed that gimee on #10, but let me assure you that I this tee shot will be proper-spanked.

Do you care for a proper-spank?

by S. Morgenstern July 16, 2007

seat spank

when one farts on a hard/flat surface and makes a rhymthic slapping noise.

"Ah shit man, it smells."
"I know, didn't you hear that seat spanker?"

by Steve-oChillbro October 26, 2010

Frank Spankin

A term created in Orangevale California 4/1/11... used to define a great time.

That was a frank spankin time.

by scan scan April 20, 2011