Spam Javelin

Male genitalia/cock

"You f***ing spam javelin!"

by Darren November 26, 2001

SPAM

An acronym for Special Penis Anal Massage. It's a sexual euphemism for anal sex. It's a sly way to get your mate into the bed room for some anal loving. Works best in a crowd to remain discrete.

(At a party)
Jim: Hey Joy, what's up?
Joy: I'm just hanging out, what are you up to?
Jim: I'm doing the same, this party is boring.
Joy: It's really lame. I'd really love to have some SPAM right now *wink* *wink*.
Jim: Well, let's leave so I can give you what you need!

by bryri November 23, 2010

spam school

Colleges that no one has heard of that send random high school students information about their school without their consent (usually has some religious affiliation)

Mother: "*insert name here*, you got a letter from Southern Texas Baptist University. It sounds like they want you at their school"

Student: "Ugh, not another spam school. Toss that out... why would they even send me that? I'm Jewish!"

by Jart1014 September 20, 2009

Spask

Is saying that you love someone without actually using the words.

Damn, spask!

by awordspoon September 9, 2012

SASM

Slow Ass Spin Move
Iconically invented by Casey Dangerous, himself. It is the world's slowest spin move in the game of American Football. It's what you do to play mind tricks on the defender to think you're going to juke the hell out of them and they end up jumping the gun because the spin is so slow.

Casey just hit the SASM on that dude in the open field! He had no idea it was coming!

by ThaSmoothness February 7, 2017

Spam Hulahoop

The spam-like hole in the middle of your anus, where the chocolate comes from.

(In Mr. Bean voice...) Oooh, hello sailor... do you want to finger my spam hulahoop? .... please...

by The chocolatier February 11, 2005

Spass

When someone ask you smash or pass and you don't know which one you want to choose so you say “spass”

Girl: “smash or pass”
Guy: “ uh um... ima have to say spass”

by Ya boi hunter December 24, 2019