She's the quintisential bimbo. She's blonde and dense and contsantly oozes condescending chatter, just like she constantly oozes fugly ratty curls from her murky skull (similair to the "betty spaghetti doll").
Her delusional sense of self-righteousness is constantly of frustration to those who are unfortunate enough to meet her.
Her delusional sense of self-righteousness is constantly of frustration to those who are unfortunate enough to meet her.
by ms mt vesuvius May 15, 2009
Get the Betty Spaghettimug. There was once an adolescent seagull called Hedgehog
Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster
Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster
by HydrusRomanov April 19, 2017
Get the Spaghetti Monstermug. The act of twirling a fork through the overgrowth of pubic hair surrounding a woman's vagina, and proceeding to slurp it down like a forkful of your Italian friend's homemade spaghetti. Referred to as "Mozzarella Street Spaghetti" if the woman has crabs.
by myrrhic October 1, 2016
Get the Street Spaghettimug. by PussySpaghettiAliceFlavoured May 16, 2016
Get the pussy spaghettimug. Dude, I went with some friends to Olive Garden, but Nate is fucking spaghetti retarded. He got it all over himself!
by MrNapalm January 31, 2009
Get the spaghetti retardedmug. This word describes a boy whos body resembles 5 cooked spaghetti noodles in the shape of a normal human boy. (Can be shortened to spaghetti bod.)
by Biggerboy May 28, 2016
Get the spaghetti bodymug. spaghetti shits are when the genital warts in your asshole grow to be so big that your shit comes out like the pla-do spaghetti factory.
by chuck duece August 1, 2010
Get the spaghetti shitsmug.