There was once an adolescent seagull called Hedgehog
Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster
Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster
by HydrusRomanov April 19, 2017
She's the quintisential bimbo. She's blonde and dense and contsantly oozes condescending chatter, just like she constantly oozes fugly ratty curls from her murky skull (similair to the "betty spaghetti doll").
Her delusional sense of self-righteousness is constantly of frustration to those who are unfortunate enough to meet her.
Her delusional sense of self-righteousness is constantly of frustration to those who are unfortunate enough to meet her.
by ms mt vesuvius May 06, 2009
When large corporate companies create franchises and merchandise surrounding major recent events and news stories.
‘Suffragetti Spaghetti’, suggests that if the same franchising existed in 1910, the suffragettes would have had their own range of spaghetti shapes for children.
Companies often use suffragetti spaghetti for their own financial gain, to a crude result.
‘Suffragetti Spaghetti’, suggests that if the same franchising existed in 1910, the suffragettes would have had their own range of spaghetti shapes for children.
Companies often use suffragetti spaghetti for their own financial gain, to a crude result.
“Hey, Have you seen those new action figures they’re selling at Walmart to commemorate 9/11?”,
“Ohh... Yeah; They’re sick. Especially that fire damaged police officer doll.”
“Yep, It’s just all Suffragetti Spaghetti”.
“Ohh... Yeah; They’re sick. Especially that fire damaged police officer doll.”
“Yep, It’s just all Suffragetti Spaghetti”.
by Dr Idiom November 30, 2009
spaghetti shits are when the genital warts in your asshole grow to be so big that your shit comes out like the pla-do spaghetti factory.
by chuck duece August 01, 2010
Dude, I went with some friends to Olive Garden, but Nate is fucking spaghetti retarded. He got it all over himself!
by MrNapalm January 31, 2009
by PussySpaghettiAliceFlavoured May 16, 2016
When a man dehydrates himself and receives oral sex. When he ejaculates in her (or his) mouth, the load is very thick, and spaghetti like, and the taste is very difficult to clear up by simply swallowing. The effect is maximized by ejaculating closer to the top of the tongue, but still in the mouth.
I drove for 14 hours straight yesterday. I didn't drink anything 'cause I didn't wanna have to stop and piss, so when my girlfriend got to suckin on my knob, she got quite the spaghetti surprise!
by McQuiver February 06, 2010