Smacking sillies

Doing the deed, getting busy, hitting the nasty, getting jiggy, having sex, fucking.

Jenny and Me were smacking sillies like hyenas on crack last night.

by karma-sutra May 8, 2012

Spadling

Using a Squirrel on a Trampoline to mushroom slap an anus.

Squirrel on a Trampoline-spreading the srotum and flapping the flacid penis vigorously up and down

Past tense-spadled

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I went to the pool surprise spadled my neighbor while she was tanning.
Guy 1: Nice! You can't go wrong with spadling.

by Mr spadles September 3, 2013

spanking the pud

Another way of saying "jerking off"

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.

by PudSpanker October 6, 2016

spanking

spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent bum

applaud to her magnificent bum by a spanking

by HughW March 21, 2017

spalking

To talk with pride.

I was spalking about my accomplishments the other day.

by Fearunit December 4, 2017

snacking at the y

Eating Pussy

I spent last night snacking at the Y.

by Hungry Red Boy May 3, 2018

Smacking Bags

1.) The act of pleasing your boss.

2.) When you are in a heavy bromance with your buddy.

Scott and Ron are in the conference room “smacking bags”.

by Patsy Stone June 8, 2018