Southern dumptruck

The sexual act only followed after a southern jackhammer, in which the girl sucks your dick off and licks all the cum, shit and beer off your dick and balls. The male usually is unshaven and not showered. It's usually a summer family tradition.

If you give her the southern jackhammer you better have a southern dumptruck ready to go!

by Alabamalife May 21, 2021

southern mullit

A hairy region shaved in a straight thick line on a females anatomy.

I went down on this girl last night and she had a damn southern mullit looking just like a skunk and it smelt like one to.

by Simeon Watts November 4, 2004

Southern sledgehammer

When a tick bites the head of your penis and it swells.

Sorry babe, no sex tonight. I was in the woods today and came home with a southern sledgehammer

by Adenamarie July 25, 2023

Norfolk southern

Norfolk Southern is a railroad that derails a lot, and the CEO hates humanity.

I saw a Norfolk Southern train derail.

by railfan 8888 August 19, 2023

Southern Circumcision

Shotgun a beer, insert flacid penis into shotgun hole and fuck it aggressively. Shotgun blood/cum mix

James performed a southern circumcision at that party last night

by yeetog July 12, 2022

southern bell

1. a farmer's hot daughter

2. a really shitty phone company

1. She looks like a southern bell.

2. There is no phone in southern bell.

by resinsmp February 25, 2004

Southern Slut

1) Girls who go to Duke, or other fratty Southern Colleges.

2) A member of the underground country band, the Southern Sluts

She was all over him at that frat party, she's such a Southern Slut.

by Limin' October 27, 2011