soggy brisket

Similar to soggy biscuit
A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive brisket. whoever shoots his load first onto the brisket is deemed the winner. The loser however eats the brisket.

we all played soggy brisket and damon was the loser. so damon ate the brisket

by angrastaman April 22, 2016

Soggy bitch

A wet blanlet type who will go out but immediately cause discord or insignificant but disruptive drama.

Sophie got huffy that her friends oredered drinks while she was on the phone for 10 minutes outside. They should have known not to invite such a soggy bitch.

by Truefloof September 2, 2017

Soggy Tenner

To wrap ones penis in two 5 quid notes and engage in furious sex with a consenting partner. Sometimes the notes are put into a condom other times the notes are simply taped to the penis.

Guy 1: S'up, get up to much at the weekend?

Guy 2: Sure did man, I gave the girl from the sandwich place a soggy tenner, she loved it.

Gut 1: Nice!

by PDawgWillRideYourMaInTheBog January 21, 2013

Soggy doggy

When you pee inside a girl before doggy style sex

Dude i gave her the soggy doggy last night

by Urine sample June 1, 2020

Soggy Quesadilla

When a man ejaculates on a tortilla, then processed to smack his woman in the face with it

“Brenda, why do you have a black eye?”
“It was our anniversary, and Jason wanted to give me a soggy quesadilla.”

by WildWolf November 30, 2022

soggy carrot

A sad blowjob.

Carly gave Dave a very unenthusiastic soggy carrot after their second date.

by afwtk July 28, 2016

soggy hitler

When one ejaculates on another's face between the nose and the mouth. Thus causing a soggy hitler.

The soggy hitler caused a bad rash for Wendy's face between her mouth and nose.

by Scruffmcballs January 13, 2014