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Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body
Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
nah bro I’m sober as a moose”
by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020
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Arizona Sober

When you haven’t smoked crack in at least eight months.
I’m happy to announce that as of today I am Arizona Sober.

Bill: Damn how long has it been since Ted came over to chill?
Joel: About eight months, he’s Arizona Sober now.
by Z3r0CooL December 4, 2024
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Boner Sober

The immense clarity of life and often immediate regret one feels after blowing a load.
The feeling I got after fucking my buddies mom, can only be described as "Boner Sober".
by Titty Slapper69 November 18, 2021
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sober

A mental state in which you are aware of your responsibilities to your family, your community, and to The Higher Power (as you understand Him/Her); by extension, the actions taken to meet those responsibilities.

A firm distinction must be made between "sober" and "clean" ("clean" being the abstinence from destructive substances or activities). Sobriety is a developing mindset in which you continually become aware of your life's purpose, and the obligations which will facilitate that purpose. Sobriety is mental and/or spiritual growth, which has no limits (always developing).
Captain America must develop a sober mentality and energy which enables him to meet the demands of saving a nation.
by MeesterWebster December 30, 2022
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Sober-up Beer

Typically, the last beer of the evening, the sober-up beer, is perfect for when you're either overserved or too full and need just one more before you go home. A watery, domestic light beer usually fits the bill as it perfectly balances hops, barley, and hydration.
"Hey Mike, do you need another drink? No, I've got an early morning…make it a sober-up beer."
by Nacho Burris December 3, 2023
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sober wheel driver

sober wheel driver

Meaning: When a taxi driver drives you and your vehicle home safe.
Why risk a dui when Urban Taxi Cab will get YOU & YOUR VEHICLE home or your destination safe? Stay sober behind the wheel with Urban Taxi Cab's Sober Wheel Driver. #urbantaxicab
by save_soul5000 March 22, 2014
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sober

not on any drugs or alchohol or under the influence of it
Remember kids, always drive sober.
by nlolhere July 6, 2020
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