snots plox

to poliety ask someone to rub your nots on your back.

"babe can you snots plox?"
or "SNOTS PLOX!!!!"

by shelby and peter lopez January 29, 2009

skutstitute

A person who is a mix between a skank, slut, and prostitute. Usually engages in horrific and disturbing sexual acts.

Friend 1: Hey man I'm gonna get some from Julie tonight.
Friend 2: No man, she's a skutstitute, you'll probably get AIDs or something.

by Coop-Docta February 24, 2009

Snits

An abbreviation of Snide Tits.
i.e. Tits that are rubbish.

E.g. Gwen Stefani

1:"Check her out man, she's quite hot"
2:" Aye but she's got a right pair of snits on her that spoils it!"
1:"Aye true enough"

by davyboyc October 14, 2010

snusey q

Snusey Q, the desease that causes an admormal growth along the inner rectum that causes pain throught the scotum and causes a yellowish green substance to spill from the anus and out of the eyes. Only way to contract this disease is to have anal sex with somone named Snusey Q.

Snusey Q cant get laid

by TwIsTeD April 9, 2005

snush

Vagina

"I know Becky. Her snush smells like hot garbage."

by CaptVag June 4, 2009

Snush

when your are so old that your snatch and your tush meld together

Dude, your mom got up from the couch and left a wet spot the size of a football where her snush was resting

by wolfeternal May 22, 2010

duck's nuts

the nuts of a duck. you put these nuts in your mouth and if you suck on them very hard a magical duck juice will squirt out onto your face. this is magical juice, let it get in your eye. you will also hear the duck moan/quack. this is good, you have pleased the duck. So with the jizz in your eye, with the duck pleased, and with the duck's nuts in your mouth, you realize that you're a sick animal fucker

man i had some duck's nuts in my mouth... i'm a sick motherfucker

by C Sizzle March 12, 2004