Stuffed Monkey

A boner. A Chubby. Morning Wood. Stiffy, cranked shaft, woody, large hardon collider, smuggling a midget in your pants, and any number of other colourful euphemisms for an erection. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go look at some nudie pics and everything will be explained. (This only applies to guys, sorry ladies.)

Franky: Dude, I was standing at the bar last night, looking at this hawt piece of ass, and all of a sudden I had a stuffed monkey. I had to hunch over!

Dan: I'm on it like my girlfriend on a stuffed monkey!

Arnold: Just holding her hand gives me a stuffed monkey!

Carl: My girlfriend came over and my stuffed monkey got to play in her treehouse all day.

by D[e]m[o]n August 31, 2010

Stuffed olive

when preparing for intense sexual intercourse, when one cuts out a females clitoris (usually using a knife) and then flips it over inserting it into her vagina and then ramming her hard in the vagina, balls deep, so that her vagina and clit poking out resembles a stuffed olive.

"hey bro, mind if i borrow a knife? i was planning on giving my girlfriend a stuffed olive later"

by ZAPBLEU September 14, 2016

Stuffed Cannoli

The act of inserting a females pussy lips into the urethra of a male.

Jon received a stuffed cannoli from stacy last night.

by gpmch November 8, 2011

skuffed

Worn out

I have some skuffed timberlands

by miss undaztood September 21, 2016

Stuffed Christmas Turkey

Stuffed christmas turkey is where by you fuck your girlfriend then proceed to cum in the turkey and baste it with jizz

yo dude last night I totally had stuffed christmas turkey

by beanymandem December 18, 2010

stuffed shirt

An athlete or jock with an arrogant, boastful or cocky attitude, particularly if the individual is sub-average outside athletics, or if he or she otherwise has few redeeming personal qualities.

(Refers to the stereotype of jocks who choose to wear too-small, tight-fitting clothes, clothes that clearly were not designed for people with beach balls for arms.)

Did you hear them just now? God, the captain of the track team is such a stuffed shirt; that's gotta be the hundredth time I've heard him loudly bragging to some random girl about how he passed out drunk at last night's party.

by Uh-naw-nim-us January 16, 2013

Scuffed

An innovative new product

"Hi Corey what do you think of the new match centre?"
"Its so amazing its scuffed!"

by macdammmmmmmmm June 20, 2019