Severus Snape

One of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men Dumbledore has ever met.

Severus Snape
Joe Moses
totally awesome

by MadI MoodE August 2, 2011

Snice

An interrupting phrase used to ignore an annoying person mid-sentence or to just make them feel bad about themselves.

Gio: "Oh hey bro, last night I was just sitting there on my computer and I was browsing your myspace pics and..."
Brooks: "SNICE"
Gio: "Awww boo hooooo!" *cries*

by GiovanniClean April 3, 2009

severus snape

"The bravest man i ever knew"

Before i read Deathly Hallows
ME: I hate severus snape, he needs to keep his big nose out of peoples business.

After i read Deathly Hallows
ME: OMG! SNAPE! OWNZ!

by wcoooo August 6, 2007

sniper bullying

A way to bully people, as shown in TvFilthyFrank's deleted video HIGH SCHOOL SURVIVOR GUIDE, reuploaded by ReuploadsGalore3. So basically, you and your friends find a smaller and less popular kid that wants to hang out with you guys. So you recruit them in and treat them nicely. Next, recruit an even smaller kid and even less popular kid who wants to hang out with you guys. Recruit him and treat him nicely as well. Now, you find your victim that you want to bully. To bully them, tell the small kid to tell the smaller kid to bully the victim. Now, since the smaller kid is the actual person that bullies the victim, you're good, due to the fact that even if they snitch on you, there's no actual proof of you starting it. That's a simplified version of it. More info in the reuploaded video.

Sniper bullying is more effective than legit bullying

by Purple8InchCock88812 June 24, 2017

Severus Snape

A character (professor at Hogwarts) in the Harry Potter book series by J.K. Rowling (or, for you illiterate bastards, in the Harry Potter movies).

Characterized as a mean, slimy, suspicious and unpopular professor hated by most of the school's students, especially those outside of Slytherin.

This term can also be used by the hopeless Harry Potter geek to refer to said geek's least favorite teacher.

HP Geek #1: I can't belive Snape gave us so much math homework! I was going to finish chapter 54 of my Draco/Hermione fan fic!
HP Geek #2: I know! Wait, should I be concerned that I understand what the hell you're saying when you use Harry Potter words to refer to aspects of real life?
HP Geek #1: Probably. Maybe you should go see Madam Pomfrey in the hospital wing.
HP Geek #2: Doh!

by harrypotterwheeee June 24, 2004

Snipeshow

A hockey word commonly used to describe "Slots" after he's sniped another goal cheesebar down in overtime (most likely short-handed). It is tough to gain the nickname snipeshow, you have to either earn it by going top shelf all the time, by giving yourself the nickname, or being stupid like Jeff and stealing it.

Now regarded as the Self-proclaimed snipeshow, the legend of "Slots" will go down in history as the first of the snipeshows.

"Wow Slots you certainly were a snipeshow tonight."
"Jeff definitely is a snipeshow wannabe. Way to try and steal the glory Jeff."

by Sergant Dangles December 23, 2006

Severus Snape

He's the ol' greasy haired dude, long hooked nose, sallow skin, yellow teeth, evil sneer....
....

hot voice, god like stance, hear melting gaze...

hot..

The point is he's hot... just his first year potion class mantra makes people drool..

ENSNARE THE SENSES -Severus Snape

by MdbZ April 25, 2010