snartle

to defecate off of a public building.

Lets go snartle off the empire state building.

by soapy nipples January 15, 2005

Snatter

The common, household vagina.

"Let's go out and get us some snatter!"

by Lou Paloma June 17, 2006

Seattle Freeze

The Seattle Freeze refers to how people from Seattle often seem distant and unfriendly when they realize that they are not nearly as cool as you are. I suppose most do not care, but you will find some that do, i.e they try to act cool around you but give up because their natural instincts are to be pedantic and to fill their brains with as much useless technical information as possible. If I need technical information, I'll use google. If I want to laugh, I'll go try a normal city. This is why I never stop on the way to Vancouver, BC while driving through the city on I-5. I grew up in a place where knowing how to tell a good joke was one of the most important qualities a person could have. A joke? Whats that? Oh, you mean when I laugh about how my Apple OS crashes every time I try to import photos into Preview? Ha..........oh, ha.........ha? Now where's that ramp to I-5, I need to get our of here.....if only I can find it. Anyway, the locals say its you, not us, that is the problem. Well, but to be honest, our boredom light goes on instantly whenever we try to engage you in conversation. Yawn........so get to the point, or would you prefer to fantasize that you are insightful, erudite and important?

Yesterday, I woke to a terrible Seattle freeze all over the city, and couldn't wait to get out of town.

by aldri49 July 30, 2021

snattler

300 pound women that over eat daily, and have more hair on their chest and chin than they do on their twat area.

Snattler may Also Mean: when a girl bleeds into a 64 ounce AM/PM soda and a 600 pound homo drinks it and then shares with his boyfriend then spreads some on a dildo and bangs their ear drum out and then licks it and sucks down his own ear drum, then shits it and and reswallows it. Reshits it out, puts it on a persons meal at dennys 4 years later and that person eats it, shits it out and takes it and uses it for sexual pleasure.

Marie is a complete snattler, that I cannot even dare to look at her chin.

by Devin Diggler January 29, 2004

seattle coffee drip

a sex act where one has an orgasm during anal sex with a woman. Then removes the penis from the rectum and lets the leftovers on the penis drip into your partners mouth.

That girl was sick. She asked me to give her a seattle coffee drip.

by rootnav November 28, 2010

seattle slider

when your girlfriend releases her coffee enema onto your chest and proceeds to grind herself in it. seattle's variation of the cleveland steamer.

Sally surprised Jimmy with a Seattle Slider the other day when she was straddling his face.

by havno February 14, 2006

seattle mudslide

also see cleaveland steamer
sexual act of taking a dump on a chicks chest, coffee is a natural diaretic hence "mudslide"

dude, i had 6 shots of espresso the other day so i pinned carrie down and gave her a seattle mudslide

by k dawg 41 October 7, 2007