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word to my smoochies

when a bitch ass nigga doubts you so you have to put it on all of your baddies to prove that your not lying

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW. And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life.
"stop your lying your cousin isn't dreamy bull"
"word to my smoochies my cousin IS dreamy bull"

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW. And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life.
by BBC jr April 21, 2023
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Smoocher Face

Two members of a couple attached at the face.

The science behind this phenomenon involves a magnetic pull from inside both member's noses that slowly draws them closer and closer until they WHAM! Smash right into each other's faces. This is where the smooching begins.

There is no known cure for the smoocher face and I would advise you stay faaar away because it is HIGHLY contagious among members of the opposite sex.

If you are a smoocher face, please stay away from Carl's Jr. and other public areas because moms are an enemy of the smoocher face and WILL complain about the massive makeout session you won't be able to help havng in front of their 6 year old.
"Wow, kyle and Kirstyn were being total smoocher faces today, like seriously get a room!" <33
by MissAnimeCharacter April 28, 2011
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Smoothe Boy

1) In essence a metrosexual. One who shaves body hair thus severely lacking in all masculinity.
2) A gay man feigning heterosexuality.
3) A man/boy who sags his pants below him ass.
4) An emo male.
5) Any male lead on Vampire Diaries.
'E' from entourage is the patron of all smoothe boys. Michael Bay is a prime example of a desperate smoothe boy.
by Reality82 December 18, 2012
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smoochification

Smoochified and emphasis added, such as glitter bombing a huge load of spunk laid across a truck door.
Smoochification by glitter bomb on that hoochie smoochy
by SmoochyKeech October 28, 2016
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Smooching starfish

The act of sizzoring someone, but by touching b holes together.
As a gay couple, Fred and Sinley enjoy the smooching starfish before getting their fuck on.
by David...W January 11, 2017
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Smooching my own Coochie

A term for female masturbation. Similar to the male term of beating my meat
"I'll be right out hun; I got to finish smooching my own Coochie"
by Prplskittle April 3, 2019
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Smooshie

Smoosh or Smooshie a term of endearment
Thank you my Smooshie,

You are such a Smoosh
Get Smooshd by your Smooshie
by www.smooshd.com September 26, 2020
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