smoker

Someone who inhales smoke on purpose to get a fix of nicotine, a highly addictive drug that should be illegal. They don't realize that smoke is just filth, basically the opposite of fresh clean air. This is worse than inhaling straight up farts, but they do it anyway because they are just so stupid. A smoker could just get an electronic cigarette and inhale their nicotine in water vapor with some flavoring, but they usually don't. They just continue inhaling filth because they are hopeless addicts stuck in a behavioral rut. Smokers usually litter because they don't even care about themselves, let alone the world around them.

Hey smoker! Could you please pick up that butt before I feed it to you and kick you in the balls?

by chuckybubbles December 2, 2011

C-Smoker

This word derives from the word “cock smoker” which is used to describe a man who likes to give oral sex to another man. Ultimately this word can be used to describe a person who is acting like a bitch. This word is great because it can be used around the whole family since no one can tell what the C stands for.

Jake: “Hey Vlade are you coming out with us tonight?”
Vlade: “No, I think I am just going to hang out with my girlfriend and watch the Little Mermaid.”
Jake: “you’re such a C-smoker!”

by Jakeb206 April 23, 2006

Alabama Snakerider

When the girl sits on your dick longways like one would if they’re riding large snake. This may be accompanied by a “Yeehaw”.

She was an alabama snakerider and broke my pelvic bone.

by AssburgMcStuffins June 22, 2020

Lazy Smoker

A sandwich available at Peppers Deli in Ellisville MO, named after Jeff Armbruster.

This Lazy Smoker is delish...

by daassgrabba January 22, 2004

pipe smoker

One who gives fellatio.

That Monica Lewinsky is such a pipe smoker.

by caspianhiro August 15, 2003

smoker

One who puts poison in their body. If kept up, smokers will eventually die unpeacefully by sufficating.

Smoker: Hey, you wanna smoke?
Non-smoker: No way- there are cooler ways to die.

--5 years later--

Wrinkly Smoker: hey, do you wanna catch a movie later?
Girl: Sorry, I only go out with guys my age.
Wrinkly Smoker: I am your age!
Girl: Ohh sorry.. then i guess your a smoker.. cool real cool-- nott

by shaun white is a hottiee April 21, 2006

Pickle Smoker

One who handles pickles (ie, penises and/or cocks and balls) in a cigarette-like fashion.

Shevin can pickle smoke with the best of 'em. He is a true Pickle Smoker.

by yellowcorn January 7, 2008