smacked ass

An idiot. Someone who walks around as if he's been literally, smacked in the ass.

So, this smacked ass walks up to me, and asks me if I've got a dollar

by Pete November 28, 2003

slacker

A lazy azz person who instead of doing work, sits his azz on the couch and watches TV, plays video game, eats alot of food and never worries about anything because he know he will get the job done at the last minute and in the end just chill.

I am a slacker/bum/lowlife.

by PSX December 28, 2005

gob smacked

1. When someone is left speechless after witnessing or being told something incredible.

2. To be hit forceably in the mouth.

1. I was completely gob smacked when my girlfriend told me she was really a man!

Seeing that water skiing squirrel has left me gob smacked!

2. I got my gob smacked last night when I gave my woman a dirty sanchez.

by Petey Pie October 25, 2005

Swacker

Swagger + Jacker = Swacker

A person who steals or reinnacts another persons (usually someone popular) jokes, words or other personal mannors. Essentially trying to become another person. This can sometimes occur unconsciously.

Boy tryin to jack my swagger to get dem ladies. A swagger jacker, swacker. Good thing u cant beat the original!

by miximus September 19, 2011

smackeye

A person who uses smack so much so that it shows in their eyes, symptoms include red (pink) eye, and a cheesy dick. Try as hard as they want, they will never be able to wash it.

I can smell cheese! Ross you smackeye put your trousers back on! Just wash it!

Ah man look at him, he's such a smackeye, I bet he smells funny downstairs.

by BigRev November 21, 2006

slacker

A person, usually a young one and frequently of the X-generation, who lives life at the minimum and is desirious of only enough cash to squeak by, working only to the degree necessary to acheive that dubious objective. Slackers are generally viewed as lazy and unambitious parasites on society in general, especially by older generations, including former hippies who were notably more noxious in their own youth. In the 1950s and before, the people who would nowadays be commonly characterized by the term slacker would have then been the individuals who necessitated innumerable red-lettered signs which pronounced No Loafing, signs which were prominently posted nationwide at nearly every gas station of the era and which were ignored on an equal magnitude by the people whom they specifically targeted.

Zachary is a slacker of the First Water... he's a part-timer at McDonald's, listens endlessly to classic Bob Dylan tunes, and lives with anyone who has yet to run him off.

by The Grottomaster August 31, 2010

Animal Snackers

1. Stale animal crackers

2. Handjobs

Would you like me to give you guys some Animal Snackers?

by Mouthorgan January 8, 2008