doosh bag slurper

a person who goes a step beyond brown nosing

jamie was a doosh bag slurper, sucking up to the boss.

by thomas kondo February 10, 2009

dirty slurpie

When a guy cums someone up the ass and sucks their cum out with a straw.

Francesco dirty slurpied Daneen.

by Wipe Me May 9, 2006

slurper

A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.

I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!

by pentozali April 8, 2006

Slurpeh

One who slurps anything or has sex. Also means "butt explosion".

Guy1: (Fire comes out of his anus)
Guy2: "Oh man, did you just fart?"
Guy1: "No! I just Slurpeh'd! God!"

butt explosion anus slurp slurping

by Zechla August 26, 2013

snurpee

Fart

Ew, did you smell her snurpee?

by TedLu September 18, 2016

Slurpie

Typically a woman who would give oral sex in exchange for cannabis/marijuana

Patricia is a slurpie

by 4ourty5ive November 17, 2019

Slurped Off That Hoobastank

A derogatory phrase, often used to insult one’s intelligence. It can also be used to refer to a high or intoxicated individual.

“Man, he be slurped off that hoobastank ”.

by Loser_Real April 7, 2021