slippery mermaid

Lubricating a women's inner thighs and having sex with them as the woman holds her legs together (like a mermaid)

She was on her period, it wasn't my birthday so anal was out of the question, and her breasts were not large enough to effectively titty f*ck, so I helped myself to a slippery mermaid.

by Mack attack March 20, 2014

slippery pig

In a team or pair... one person strips down and lubes up.. the rest of the team/other has to try and catch the 'Slippery Pig' ... winner mounts the pig.

Hey guys.. want to play slippery pig.

by GDawg101 June 27, 2015

slippery penguin

Meeting a women with a large collection of animals, mostly used for masterbating.

I was with alex and she definately has a slippery penguin.

by mr.grundle-chode May 5, 2011

slippery nip

to be called a:
someone who over exaggerates a story or situation to make themselves look better in front of people or in a way to create an excuse.

One who starts telling a bs story and just keeps adding on to it and cant seem to get out of the lie.

Its called a slippery nip due to the story teller constantly slipping on his own lies just to sound cooler

Matt knew he didn't have any money. He asks his friend for 5 dollars and then goes on to tell his friend how he is going to his aunts tomorrow to cut her grass with her new 2000 dollar lawnmower with a sound system on it and awesome 10" chrome rims on it. His aunt lives in like a million dollar house on almost 3 acres of land in another city. So after that I should have money to pay you back. His friend (the lender) is completely aware that he doesn't have an aunt in another city and calls Matt a slippery nip.

by Alexsduke February 4, 2010

slippery dinner

Word used to describe getting some action from the female gender. Anything or act relating to the vagina.

I am going over Lexi's house for some slippery dinner!

by Grayson March 23, 2005

slippery jesus

The action of cunnilingus, where the tongue is moved in a criss-cross motion/ A movement during cunnilingus where the tongue is used to mimic the cross of Christ.

Frat Boy 1- "ah dude I scored with this hot chick last night!"

Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"

Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"

by Jeiku_Sensei July 26, 2016

Slippery Steeve

A douchey guy who will insert his bone into anything with tits. This includes but is not limited to fat chicks, grenades, cougars, gmilfs, and even transsexuals.

Yo dude my tinder date turned out to be a fuckin land whale, but I pulled a Slippery Steeve and nailed her anyway.

by Some Chump August 20, 2016