ŠLAPKA

usually used in friendly fires, meaning whore
sometimes also used to describe a literall prostitute

"TY ŠLAPKO"
"JDI ŠLAPAT NA ULICI, ŠLAPKO"
"TVOJE BABA BYLA ŠLAPKA, TVOJE MAMA BYLA ŠLAPKA, I TVUJ TATA ŠLAPAL NA ULICI..."

by Anzhi March 5, 2026

Slama Jama

To hit it and quit it.

She was just a slama jama.

by Nitrojay May 1, 2025

slapahoe indians

Mysterious Disappearance
Historians believe the Slapahoe Indians vanished not through war, but from drama fatigue. After centuries of nonstop beef, rumor has it they collectively decided to ghost humanity and now live in spiritual exile in group chats, where they send screenshots and type "LMAOOO" at 2 a.m.

The Slapahoe Indians roamed the lands now known as Suburbia, USA

by goldloadingpage July 3, 2025

slapaskasing

A small town in northern Ontario, home of Addison a famous book character about a girl who plays no meaningful role in a very insecure boys life. Also, slapaskasing is very pretty just like you.

And it is where you get slaps!

Let’s go back to slapaskasing and get you some more slaps!

by Slappy Slappy slap slap October 7, 2025

Slapbacking

When you hit someone really hard on their back.

guy 1: yo
guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHHA SLAPBACKING
guy 3: ..sd;lkkmlcmx.kvmdslkhcv,xcn,vm

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025

Sobbing Slapjack

When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.

"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."

by AardvarkParade July 12, 2012

Captain Slaphappy

One who frequently masterbates

"Anyone seen john?" "Who? Captain Slaphappy?; probably off doing the deed"

by winterkyles January 4, 2013