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situationship

What sluts these days call being a booty call, in order to try and whitewash it and make it sound less disgraceful. It's essentially the female version of being friend-zoned. Chad gets to use her for physical intimacy without reciprocating any emotional intimacy, just like she gets to use her friend-zoned beta orbiters for emotional intimacy without reciprocating any physical intimacy.
She's just another trashy ho serving as one of one of Chad's many booty calls, but tries to appropriate some veneer of respectability by calling it a situationship. She thinks one day she'll get Chad to commit if she gives him ATM enough times, but she has about as much chance of that as her beta orbiters have of getting out of her friend zone by simping more.
by enfant terrible August 18, 2023
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gumball situation

Something that is a potential hit or miss. Or perhaps, something that would require a decent amount of energy but might not necessarily pay off.

Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.
Hey this gumball situation movement is a real gumball situation.
by Elise and Co. June 2, 2008
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poo situation

A situation involving the anal expulsion of faecal matter and two or more individuals, also involving at least one unconsenting party.
The faecal predator lured their unsuspecting victim into a poo situation, without their consent.
by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013
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Pupa and Lupa situation

Situation can be called Pupa and Lupa when something was confusingly mixed up or distributed between two persons wrongly. Originally comes from Russian anecdote.
We got a Pupa and Lupa situation yesterday, I accidentally took his coat and he took mine, we shouldn't have bought same clothes.
by andrusha_huyusha February 28, 2021
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Bud Lite Situation

1 (Common)
When you're so deranged, being a piece of aluminum with a type of urine another biological life form other than humans which can not produce containing it for them to drink because the different waste molecules make them weird,

That you decide, despite not having the any such purpose in having a gender, to all of a sudden and for no good reason to NOT JUST TO BECOME GAY, but EFFEMINATELY gay

and then support an insane cult that supports inappropriate behavior towards children and supporting this cult of special crazy selfish people who just want to ruin women's sports and do bad things in women's places such bathrooms,

and for no obvious reason to you, and you are surprise, your sales drop in the FIRST SUCCESSFULL BOYCOT EVER by people NOT DAEMONICALLY POSSESED BY THE DAEMONS OF 'SHE WHO THIRSTS' (SLANESH)

BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE SICK OF YOUR HERASY

;causing retailers to

remove the amount of shelf space you have

that

1 you spent decades building up
2 that is darn near impossible to build back in less than 40 years
3 giving it to your competitors
4 and becoming a GOSH DARN tv trope for all companies in the world to not want to happen to their brand
5 Costing billions in sales revenue
6 and you may get sued for

2 ( Hilarious )
When a bunch of silly absolute noobs think they are going to punish bud light (or Anheiser Bush)
by switching to an obscure brand no one knew existed
and it is owned by the same company they are trying to spite. Moldova?
Target:
'Uh, oh.

Remove the totally, one hundred percent, inappropriate adult stuff that adults should definitely never have to explain to their kids that absolutely counts as indoctrination without a doubt...

or we are going to find ourselves in an
Bud Lite Situation
and our stock holders will probably sue us for ruining (nuking) their stocks.
by bobsterclause June 4, 2023
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Bathroom Situation

An awkward, inexplicably bizarre, and often inescapable social situation, usually between friends or acquaintances. Originates from the idea of being trapped in a bathroom with multiple people.
"So I was with my girlfriend the other day, and suddenly my ex gets on the same elevator we're on only to have it break down a few seconds later. It was a classic bathroom situation."
by Cartmonger August 16, 2010
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3 strap situation

when you are wearing velcro trainers, like nike courts, and have a feeling you will need to run very soon, and wont have time to bend down and do it when necessary, so you do up all 3 straps before any trouble starts, also making sure ur shoes dont fall off when u run.
mandem 1: oi u guna brik his window den yeh?
mandem 2: yes m8 get redy 2 run yeh?
mandem 3: this a 3 strap situation man, leme do em up yeh.
mandem 1: fuck it *smash*
mandems 1,2 and 3: shiiiitt ruuuuuun!!!!!!!!! *all run away realy fast and mandem 3s shoes would have come off had he not done up all 3 straps*
by janek winniczek July 30, 2007
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