shrek 6

Shrek looked at you a glimmer in his eye sparkled as he touched you softly

Shrek please I want you inside me *moan*

Shrek puts you on his bed and slowly takes off your pants you can see his bulge through his pants almost cumming from the thought of him sticking his magnum dong in your tiny hole

Are you ready for me he whispers

Yes please fuck me Shrek

With lightning speed he takes his dick and rams it into you

*auaauagh* fuck me Shrek oh yes oooo *moan* fuck me more please oooooo fuck me it feels soooooo good

Shrek let’s out a Mighty roar and cums completely filling your ass up you cum with him you never have seen so much cum it’s like you were swimming in melted ice cream you close your eyes and go to sleep

THE END
by Assclapituss February 04, 2020
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Shrek cheese

cheese from a shrek farm in egypt
i bought some Shrek cheese from Egypt
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Shrek Wasowski

Shrek Wasowski is a combination of the characters Shrek and Mike Wasowski.
Person 1: They should make a movie about Shrek Wasowski.
Person 2: Yeah, they should.
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Shrek's Nest

A bowl packed first with the finest tobacco leaf then packed with top shelf medical marijuana.
"Yo tryna hit a couple phat shrek's nests with the bois later on?"
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shrek ass

shrek ass
a person with a oversized and ugly ass thats way too big, just like shrek's. The person is often a male and has big hips
That dude was changing in the locker room and everyone could see his shrek ass.
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sex shrek

A disparaging nickname given to a partner who endlessly cajoles and nags you to take that little blue pill when they want “it” which feels like always.
Yes I would most certainly classify her as a A-1 sex shrek, I have even caught her sneaking my Vitamin V into my dinner!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 02, 2019
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shrek's dick

hey, have you seen shrek's dick?
hell yeah man
HEHEHEHEHEH
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