Shrek Wasowski

Shrek Wasowski is a combination of the characters Shrek and Mike Wasowski.

Person 1: They should make a movie about Shrek Wasowski.
Person 2: Yeah, they should.

by ~Anonymous1234~ October 21, 2019

Shrek cheese

cheese from a shrek farm in egypt

i bought some Shrek cheese from Egypt

by shrek of yes March 24, 2022

Shrek's Nest

A bowl packed first with the finest tobacco leaf then packed with top shelf medical marijuana.

"Yo tryna hit a couple phat shrek's nests with the bois later on?"

by shreksnestmaster69 July 25, 2019

shrek ass

shrek ass
a person with a oversized and ugly ass thats way too big, just like shrek's. The person is often a male and has big hips

That dude was changing in the locker room and everyone could see his shrek ass.

by not a naf February 3, 2015

sex shrek

A disparaging nickname given to a partner who endlessly cajoles and nags you to take that little blue pill when they want “it” which feels like always.

Yes I would most certainly classify her as a A-1 sex shrek, I have even caught her sneaking my Vitamin V into my dinner!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

shrek's dick

the most beautiful thing to ever exist.

hey, have you seen shrek's dick?
hell yeah man
HEHEHEHEHEH

by KentaroWiiSports November 25, 2020

shreks piss

While ‘smoking up’ with the lads and you get the munchies and decide to order McDonalds, a banana milkshake is known as Shrek’s piss

Jake asked Jay to order him twenty chicken nuggets and shreks piss from Mac D’s

by Shrekson O’Connor October 31, 2018