Ava - Did you pray to shrek last night?
Leilani - Oh sneakers, shrek please forgive me
Ava - You nincompoop
Leilani - Oh sneakers, shrek please forgive me
Ava - You nincompoop
by Shrekislife123 November 19, 2019
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I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by LumoFN November 20, 2019
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A massive ogre who has multiple layers of foreskin so you better clench your ass cheeks as tight as possible.
by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019
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if it was not for him our world would have corrupoted
"Onions have layers, so do ogres" - shrek parable of the onion
see also shrekism Living of of the parable of the onion a great thing
if it was not for him our world would have corrupoted
"Onions have layers, so do ogres" - shrek parable of the onion
see also shrekism Living of of the parable of the onion a great thing
by Jimmy neutron_64290 January 17, 2020
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by ThiccDudelmao January 21, 2020
Get the Shrek mug.super cool guy like he is green but that don't mater but on the other hand he is married to a other oger named Fiona!!. he has a friend that is a donkey named donkey
by shrek is super cool January 27, 2020
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