The slowest man in the world. Capable of turning any 5 minute tasking into a project requiring no less than 3 supervisors and approximately 13 hours. Known for "shuffling" through tasks apparently randomly. Also, with a failure to ingest any "eines" (caffeine, nicotine, etc.) in 37 minutes, falls over from lack of energy.
by BD animal November 7, 2011
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she is a very random person, chill, beautiful on her own, don’t give a single fuck to the toxic people, sometimes can be so immature and dangerous. easy to fall in love but once she leaves, she will stay gone.
by jane done December 28, 2017
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We were going hard at it and both yelling for more so I got some more leverage off the book-shelf to bring it home, it was some seriously awesome shelf-work.
Oh my god, it was amazing, he had me screaming with his shelf-work, I think I gasm'd about seven times.
Oh my god, it was amazing, he had me screaming with his shelf-work, I think I gasm'd about seven times.
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