Satellite's down

Someone asks you a question hoping you have the answer, when clearly the answer would require access to technology.

Question: What is the distance to the moon.

Answer: Wait, let me think--sorry, Satellite's down.

by unkillbilly June 14, 2018

shatalie

a amazing couples ship name shane + natalie❤️

omg shatalie is so cute💗

by couplegoals1️⃣0️⃣1️⃣ June 19, 2018

sharelli

She is a great person and is very kind hearted she will always be there for you even if she has to do something bad on the way she is a one of a kind if you know a Sharelli make sure you take good care of her because you will need her in your life #Sharelli #bestpersonever

In a paragraph Sharelli

by JDuarte May 13, 2018

Shaelagh

She is a girl that any person would be proud of to know. She is funny, happy go lucky, caring, honest, empathetic and strong. Any girl should be happy to be her friend, any significant other should treat her as a treasure, and any family should be happy to guide her through life.

Shaelagh is so nice!

by Geborene konig November 24, 2018

Shantelle

Toothless.

Omg Shantelle is so toothless.

by Eggsareforlosers December 13, 2018

Shantell’s Truffle Butter

when you eat a truffle while giving head and you pull out and it’s brown

Damn boy you get that Shantell’s truffle butter last night or was that just me?

by Shantell’strufflebutter January 8, 2019

Satellite Channel

A channel in which a banned YouTuber uses so he or she can be still on the platform

Keemstar dramaalert it's just a satellite channel since he was banned for life

by EmJayee January 28, 2019