Fucking around with sharks

get a bro and go to the mall and get arrested over something ridiculous but also have fun at the same time.

sears security guard: HEY dont jump on those beds
Bro 1: nahhh ( punch sears security guard in the stomech and run to zellers)
We were fucking around with sharks

by Cody Thompsom January 18, 2011

Shandsule

The ultimate, most classy insult, best used to get back at people who insult you.

Band Bajeya: hehe bivek u izz a dumbfuxk

Bigdick Bivek: Shut the fuck up you Shandsule

by Tarzzan December 30, 2016

sharded

any form of crapping anything in peices usually with explosive diahrehia

"Wow!!!, i just sharded a pineapple!" "I think my sfincter broke!!"

by Alsho Dormingouny December 13, 2008

sharks fin

When one finger just isn't enough, so you have to use 4 fingers to dig into your itchy asshole.

My ass was itching so badly, I had to break out the sharks fin.

by Bufftick July 28, 2017

T-Shard

A man's favorite shirt that has gotten so ratty it's held together only by shoulder stitching, print and grim determination to avoid the garbage pail.

Honey, where's my favorite T-Shard???

by Lilyest February 27, 2011

A shard of glass

A person with a toxic personality that is fully see threw from the outside. A very vibrant toxic personality that us clearly reflected but probably overshadowed by their gothic fairy outfit.

Quirky bitch: "OMG SHES SO HOT"

A reasonable human being:"She is a litteral fucking shard of glass" (A shard of Glass)

by AClearmindedImbecile March 16, 2022

take me up the shard

Meaning: To be treated to a day up in t'smoke, in particular a visit to The Shard

'Take me up The Shard............My boss promised that if we made a profit he would 'Take us up the Shard'

by Cheffy14 February 7, 2018